Mar 31, 2008
Feel Better, Mark!
Guess who's recently developed an allergy to peanuts.
Posted by Ferry at 9:54 PM in Giraffe, Insane | Link
Mar 30, 2008
I'm Out of a Job
It would seem that man's long time undisputed reign over the world of art and design is coming to an end, as (at least one) elephant is able to produce a self-portrait of itself using a brush and ink/paint. Pretty soon we'll have prairie dogs who can crop and adjust photos and hippos who can program databases. Start getting those resumes in order. http://www ...
Posted by Ferry at 4:54 PM in Awesome, Videos, Insane | Link
Mar 29, 2008
The Perfect Shirt for Ferry
'nough said
Posted by Jonmerlin at 8:31 PM in Awesome | Link
Mar 29, 2008
MJ Seeks Our Aid
Nice to see our fellow long-necked brethren are making things happen in the world.
Posted by Ferry at 7:24 PM in Awesome, Giraffe, Insane | Link
Mar 29, 2008
Photoshop Disasters
Photoshop Disasters is an awesome website showcasing truly awful piece of Photoshop work with clumsy manipulation, senseless comping, lazy cloning and thoughtless retouching. A lot of the mistakes made me laugh out loud. And these are the people making the big bucks?!?!
Posted by Jonmerlin at 1:20 PM in Geekery, Design | Link
Mar 28, 2008
Muggee Befriends Mugger
In a complete feel-good story, NPR reports an incident in which a 31-year-old NY man takes pity on his would-be mugger, gives him his coat, and buys him dinner. As the teen began to walk away, Diaz told him, "Hey, wait a minute. You forgot something. If you're going to be robbing people for the rest of the night, you might as well take my coat to keep you warm." ...
Posted by Ferry at 2:40 PM in Awesome, Insane | Link
Mar 27, 2008
SEO Rapper
The Poetic Prophet (AKA The SEO Rapper) is back with another marketing rap. This time he describes how web standards and proper design can affect the ranking and conversion of pages on your site. There's nothing I can possibly add that would be of any value. Behold the glory of the below video.
Posted by Ferry at 10:20 PM in Awesome, Tunes, Videos, Geekery | Link
Mar 27, 2008
I'll take TWENTY!
Mark was so beat from ~14mile bike ride that he got to TMoms, and somehow thought he was going to eat 20 perogies. He only finished 13. Zero Points.
Posted by Haveboard at 9:30 AM in Nom Nom Nom, Insane, Quotes by Mark | Link
Mar 25, 2008
Puzzles the Giraffe Dies
It is a sad, sad day in Philadelphia. Puzzles the Giraffe, was one of the oldest giraffes in the United States. "One of the Philadelphia Zoo's most beloved animals is being remembered today as a 'gentle and friendly favorite among keepers and visitors' after being euthanized last week, zoo officials said." Puzzles is survived by by her two herd mates named Stella a ...
Posted by Mark at 11:37 AM in Giraffe, Aww | Link
Mar 24, 2008
Freeze
Over 200 people freeze in place on cue in Grand Central Station in New York. This is one of over 70 different missions Improv Everywhere has executed over the past six years in New York City.
Posted by Jonmerlin at 5:56 PM in Videos, Insane | Link
Mar 23, 2008
I feel sorry for these kids
"Biblically Correct Tours" I think the name of this says everything and I am not going to even bother posting my opinion. I will say this though, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?
Posted by Mark at 8:35 PM in Bitching, Insane, DO NOT WANT | Link
Mar 19, 2008
Steinski Dot Com Refresh
The gang over at Gyro recently gave Steven Stein an overhaul to his website. The design didn't change much, but it is now way more Search Engine Friendly from a web perspective, and functionally more user friendly from a CMS perspective. Steinski is a great dude, and I'm really happy to have met him, and have the opportunity to work with him. Check his site out, a ...
Posted by Haveboard at 11:24 AM in Awesome, Websites | Link
Mar 18, 2008
Puppy Dog Chaser
Having just watched a particularly disturbing news clip (be glad I'm not linking to it) on YouTube, I needed something super adorable to rinse out my brain a bit. Keeping with Mark's red panda post from a few days ago, I guess I don't really need an excuse to post this excellent video of an adorable welsh corgi puppy. Enjoy!
Posted by Ferry at 10:06 PM in Awesome, Aww | Link
Mar 17, 2008
It isn't working
"it was working earlier"
Posted by Haveboard at 6:33 PM in Bitching, Quotes by Mark | Link
Mar 17, 2008
The Rick Rolled Phenomenon
If you didn't know, the internetisseriousbusiness.com. If you don't know what it is to be Rick Rolled, you probably just found out. (details) In case you need some back story, there is even a Pop-Up Video for . g Thanks to jennlukas.com for the pop-up video link.
Posted by Haveboard at 6:22 PM in Awesome, Tunes, Videos, Geekery, Insane | Link
Mar 17, 2008
Robodog Is Eerily Graceful
Boston Dynamics are still hard at work on BigDog, the robot with four legs that somewhat resembles an evil robotic canine overlord. Video of BigDog made its rounds on these internets a few months ago, but this new vid shows off some really incredible advances in the project. It's now able to navigate snow-covered hills, ice patches, and takes a kick like a champ. ...
Posted by Ferry at 12:38 PM in Awesome, Videos, Geekery, Insane | Link
Mar 17, 2008
Filed Under Nom Nom Nom
This Guy is REALLY enjoying this sandwich. He win's breakfast, lunch AND dinner! Youtube Link!
Posted by Haveboard at 11:17 AM in Videos, Nom Nom Nom, Insane | Link
Mar 14, 2008
According To A New Medical Study
Depression hits losers hardest. That, plus neck-belts, Cockpuncher, and all indoor smoking limited to 1 room in Iowa--all part of The Onion's upcoming movie, aptly titled... The Onion Movie!
Posted by Ferry at 3:10 PM in Awesome, Videos, Advertising | Link
Mar 14, 2008
SXSW 2008 Wrap Up
I just returned from a long weekend in Austin, TX, attending the Film & Interactive portion of South By Southwest. My brother had a short film playing, so I was able to score a pass for free. Overall, the trip was several levels of awesome! Highlights include: - The Midnight Shorts block that my brother's film, Knock Knock was a part of - I Can Has Cheezburger we ...
Posted by Ferry at 12:29 PM in Awesome, Videos, Drinking, Geekery, Cinema | Link
Mar 14, 2008
Mark Is Color-Blind
And just found out yesterday.
Posted by Ferry at 10:16 AM in Awesome, Giraffe | Link
Mar 13, 2008
Battle Plans
This made me smile.
Posted by Jonmerlin at 5:46 PM in Awesome | Link
Mar 13, 2008
Red Pandas!
The Red Panda or Lesser Panda, Ailurus fulgens ("shining cat"), is a mostly herbivorous mammal, specialized as a bamboo feeder. For those of you unfamiliar with my cute and cuddly friend here, the Red Panda is the cutest animal in existence and you may try and dispute this claim but you will fail in your quest. On my Mac at work I have set my desktop background on ...
Posted by Mark at 5:07 PM in Awesome, Nom Nom Nom, Aww | Link
Mar 13, 2008
Rock Band Solos
"I live for Rock Band guitar solos."
Posted by Haveboard at 1:20 PM in Awesome, Games, Quotes by Mark | Link
Mar 12, 2008
Metal Dog Is Metal
There's nothing I can say to describe the sheer awesomeness that is Metal Dog.
Posted by Ferry at 9:33 PM in Awesome, Videos | Link
Mar 12, 2008
Only Pain I Got Time For
is the pain I put on fools, who don't know what time it is! Yes, I know this commercial is like 4 years old but I don't even care because it's still hilarious.
Posted by Ferry at 4:55 PM in Awesome, Videos, Advertising | Link
Mar 10, 2008
Vatican Lists "New Sins"
Taken from green.yahoo.com. The Vatican has been telling "the faithful" to beware of new sins. Granted that a few of these "new sins" are just plain old common sense and moral things that humans should not do. For example: do not pollute the Earth. Well, no shit. Other sins at msnbc.com are things such as drugs, which "weaken the mind and obscure intelligence," an ...
Posted by Mark at 2:37 PM in Bitching, Insane, Future | Link
Mar 06, 2008
Twitter + SXSW08 = Nerd Alert
SXSW technically hasn't even started, yet Twitter is already feeling the affects effects.
Posted by Haveboard at 2:40 PM in Awesome, Bitching, Geekery, Insane, Future | Link
Mar 05, 2008
America FTL
Really, America? After 8 years with George W. Bush and his approval rating at an abysmal 19%, do you really want DC politics as usual for the next administration? Hillary Clinton has been launching a Rove-style fear campaign against Obama, right out of the Republican handbook and you're all lining up to get fucked again. wtf?!
Posted by Ferry at 11:07 AM in Bitching, Politics | Link
Mar 04, 2008
Move Over, James Dean
There's a new Cool Guy in town.
Posted by Ferry at 8:22 PM in Quotes by Mark | Link
Mar 04, 2008
R2D2 Computer case! WOWZERS!
So when I got back from lunch I checked popurls and I found this little gem r2d2 computer case. This case is awesome and I want one. I hope this case has built in audio that makes the chirps and beeps like r2, I don't know what for but it should be there. Someone needs to make a C3PO version too.
Posted by Mark at 3:10 PM in Awesome, Geekery, Insane, Future, Design | Link
Mar 04, 2008
To all of our international fans
We love you! (no homo)
Posted by Mark at 9:56 AM in Awesome | Link
Mar 03, 2008
Share Desktop Image and Video Capture
Did you ever have that one computer illiterate friend that is always asking you "How do you do this?" or "How do you do that?" with their computer. Ever bang your head off of your keyboard trying to explain how to do whatever it is you are asking? Try Jing, and easily record, upload and share a little video of exactly what you are doing on your computer, to help ...
Posted by Haveboard at 12:11 PM in Awesome, Videos, Geekery | Link
Mar 02, 2008
90% of Everyone I Enounter
The Onion has once again struck a chord in articulating something I've been noticing more and more, as of late, but have been unable to explain very well. Namely, the outlook that far too many people seem to hold--that anything outside their direct sphere of knowledge is not even worth their attention. A snippet: Maybe my standards are too high, but if you like an ...
Posted by Ferry at 5:14 PM in Awesome, Bitching | Link
Mar 02, 2008
Playing With Your Balls
In this YouTube clip, our faceless instructor will show you on how to turn a normal ball of cotton & string into a fireball that's cool enough at the base, to hold in the palm of your hand. So play with your balls and impress your friends... just don't burn down your house.
Posted by Ferry at 1:08 PM in Awesome, Videos, Geekery, Insane | Link