Jan 22, 2008
Crazy Naked Lady in Newark, NJ
One day, Mark, Ferry and myself were eating at Wendy's, when some random lady walked in, butt-ass-naked and freaked everyone out and ordered a water...with confidence. Today, Popills sent me some footage he captured in Newark, NJ. Maybe it is the same lady. Who knows?
Posted by Haveboard at 5:57 PM in Awesome, Videos, Insane | Link
Jan 22, 2008
LAPD's Newest Recruit
It's not very nice and I should be ashamed of myself for laughing so hard, but Retarded Policeman is a series of shorts that delivers exactly what you would expect--the antics of what might happen if there was a mentally handicapped police officer. Offenses range being pulled over to say hi to being black. Episode one is embedded below. Be sure to check out two, three ...
Posted by Ferry at 10:39 AM in Awesome, Videos | Link
Jan 21, 2008
Dear Reader, a Harry Potter parody
If you haven't seen this cinematic masterpiece I suggest you watch ALL of the movies below. I've put them in order for you so you don't have to go through YouTube and find them in order(because they are out of order in the related section). I sat and watched these all in order and I couldn't stop laughing the entire time. Major props to Brad Neely for doing this. ...
Posted by Mark at 8:23 PM in Awesome, Videos, Cinema | Link
Jan 21, 2008
I Think the Audience Will Agree With Me there! Re: At&T
AT&T sponsores a show called: Hugh Thompson Show. The decide to Interview BoingBoing's Joel Johnson. Joel Johnson begins the interview by asking the host and audience what their opinion of AT&T's plans to start filtering the internet is. The audience was not in favor of AT&T all up in their business. The interview had to be re-recorded, as the crew stopped th ...
Posted by Haveboard at 12:43 PM in Awesome, Videos, Bitching, Geekery, Insane | Link
Jan 21, 2008
Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuthin' To Fuck With!
Check out some stuff about the Wu Tang Show in Philly last week. Complete with Youtube Videos, Crappy Audio, and Photos!
Posted by Haveboard at 12:07 PM in Awesome, Tunes, Videos | Link
Jan 18, 2008
You Suck At Photoshop
Donnie Hoyle presents Photoshop lessons with a rather unique twist. Get a glimpse into his tortured life as well as a tutorial on the clone stamp tool in this episode. This is volume 3 of an ongoing series. Check out episodes one and two on YouTube.
Posted by Ferry at 11:24 PM in Awesome, Videos, Geekery | Link
Jan 18, 2008
Make Your Own Anime Porn
For reasons that escape me, Gaiastore is now offering a tentacle sleeve that you slip your human-like arm into and become part squid. I'm pretty sure the target audience for this product is a group of people I never want to meet. $15 and you'll be able to creep out your family and loved ones.
Posted by Ferry at 11:58 AM in Awesome, Geekery | Link
Jan 17, 2008
beatbearings are sweet!
This thing is awesome. I want one!
Posted by Haveboard at 6:55 PM in Awesome, Tunes, Geekery | Link
Jan 17, 2008
Mark Is Tied Up And Gagged In A Basement Somewhere
I walked into work this morning and greeted what I thought to be my co-worker, Mark, on another typical work day. Only to soon realize that the man sitting mere feet from me was in fact an impostor -- an evil one at that! How do I know he's evil, you ask? Facial hair! A goatee, to be precise. The cornerstone of all evil twin television show plots! Draped in all bla ...
Posted by Ferry at 3:00 PM in Awesome | Link
Jan 16, 2008
Cravings
I drove all the way back to my old neighborhood tonight after work to get some gas since it's only $2.99 there, everywhere I live now it's like $3.20 so I said fuck that. While I was pumping gas I looked across the street and saw the Arbys thats there and immediately above my head floated an Arbys logo just like in the commercials. So I had to have it, but those fucke ...
Posted by Mark at 9:39 PM in Awesome, Nom Nom Nom | Link