Feb 22, 2008
Every Time I Have To Dig My Car Out Of The Snow
the terrorists win.
Posted by Ferry at 7:50 AM in Bitching | Link
Feb 21, 2008
They didn't have to make separations with me
I've been getting a lot of dental work done recently. If it isn't already too late, I recommend you consider taking care of your teeth as best as humanly possible. Visiting the dentist once a month for half a year is no fun. My most recent dental visit consisted of a root canal. Wasn't nearly as bad as I expected, aside from the multiple Novocain shots through th ...
Posted by Haveboard at 1:27 PM in Bitching, Nom Nom Nom, Geekery, Insane | Link
Feb 14, 2008
I rarely clear my spam inbox
This afternoon, I noticed this! Wow, spam is really a problem.
Posted by Haveboard at 4:39 PM in Awesome, Bitching, Geekery, Insane | Link
Jan 31, 2008
Hey Facebook, I know i'm single.
You don't have to fucking remind me with advertisements all over the place to meet local women or chat with hot singles now! I came to facebook to do one thing, and that's play some scrabble and chew bubble gum. But I'm all out of gum. Actually I have a ton of gum that I never chew, but whatever. Duke Nukem STILL rules.
Posted by Mark at 6:12 PM in Bitching | Link
Jan 25, 2008
Forget about Heath Ledger, THEY WANT TO EAT DUSTI!
Apparently eating the remains of one of our fallen soldiers has been suggested, and I am NOT psyched. This madness has got to stop! Get the kids giraffe toys, so when they grow up, they'd never even think about eating a giraffe! You wouldn't eat Heath Ledger, would you?
Posted by Haveboard at 10:06 AM in Giraffe, Bitching, Nom Nom Nom, Insane | Link
Jan 24, 2008
Dear Vineland, FUCK Toys R Us
Corporate policy at Toys 'R Us 'barred loaning out the giraffe' for the annual Giraffe Heroes Award ceremony. We'd LOVE to be your 'revered guest' this year.
Posted by Haveboard at 12:39 PM in Giraffe, Bitching, Politics | Link
Jan 23, 2008
For The Love of God, Apple
Stop with the ~50mb iTunes/QuickTime updates, every other damned week!
Posted by Ferry at 10:20 AM in Bitching, Geekery | Link
Jan 23, 2008
Pinwheeling? Some Call It A Marble
Tired of waiting for your computer to finish up something and need something to do in the meantime? As soon as you see that colorful ball spinning, head on over to marbleofdoom.com and log your hours.
Posted by Haveboard at 10:11 AM in Awesome, Bitching, Geekery | Link
Jan 21, 2008
I Think the Audience Will Agree With Me there! Re: At&T
AT&T sponsores a show called: Hugh Thompson Show. The decide to Interview BoingBoing's Joel Johnson. Joel Johnson begins the interview by asking the host and audience what their opinion of AT&T's plans to start filtering the internet is. The audience was not in favor of AT&T all up in their business. The interview had to be re-recorded, as the crew stopped th ...
Posted by Haveboard at 12:43 PM in Awesome, Videos, Bitching, Geekery, Insane | Link
Jan 20, 2008
Cloverfield Owes Me a Movie
I'll try to keep this post as spoiler-free as possible, but believe me when I tell you there's not much to spoil. As I'm sure you have heard, Cloverfield is a new monster movie set in NYC that has had the internet hype machine redlining, these past few months. The "plot" of Cloverfield is centered around a bunch of hipsters who are throwing a going away party for a ...
Posted by Ferry at 12:31 PM in Bitching, Cinema | Link