Jan 25, 2008
Forget about Heath Ledger, THEY WANT TO EAT DUSTI!
Apparently eating the remains of one of our fallen soldiers has been suggested, and I am NOT psyched. This madness has got to stop! Get the kids giraffe toys, so when they grow up, they'd never even think about eating a giraffe! You wouldn't eat Heath Ledger, would you?
Posted by Haveboard at 10:06 AM in Giraffe, Bitching, Nom Nom Nom, Insane | Link
Jan 24, 2008
Dear Vineland, FUCK Toys R Us
Corporate policy at Toys 'R Us 'barred loaning out the giraffe' for the annual Giraffe Heroes Award ceremony. We'd LOVE to be your 'revered guest' this year.
Posted by Haveboard at 12:39 PM in Giraffe, Bitching, Politics | Link
Jan 22, 2008
In Other Giraffe news...
R.I.P. Sure, it was the PULLEY SYSTEM! Suicide? Image that talks Team Giraffe got their first win of the season when they returned from Newside with a 3-2 success over RAN. Giraffe Money? Even Giraffe-a-licious is upset about Heath. Sorry, we told you so. A Special Short-Necked Giraffe. WHAT? For the ladies, a Giraffe Print Bag.
Posted by Haveboard at 12:00 AM in Awesome, Giraffe, Videos, Games, Geekery, Insane | Link
Jan 09, 2008
It's official! We're LIVE
Things will be different around the internet, now that the Giraffe is in the mix. It will no longer be called "surfing the internet", but rather, "grazing the safari". Giraffe's are really the ones that created the internet, but the sold it to the US Government for a more peaceful lifestyle. Now that us Giraffe's see the true potential of the internet, we propose ...
Posted by Haveboard at 1:48 PM in Awesome, Giraffe | Link