Jan 26, 2008
John Fucking Rambo
Ok, so I went to see Rambo and there is a bunch of shitty acting in it. Especially from Rita, the girlfriend of Dexter, but Stallone barely talks in the entire movie, and the things that he does say are awesome. Throughout the movie the actions make up for the shitty dialog and the lack of dialog from Rambo. This is probably the most brutal Rambo movie yet. Withou ...
Posted by Mark at 8:20 PM in Awesome, Insane, Cinema | Link
Jan 25, 2008
Forget about Heath Ledger, THEY WANT TO EAT DUSTI!
Apparently eating the remains of one of our fallen soldiers has been suggested, and I am NOT psyched. This madness has got to stop! Get the kids giraffe toys, so when they grow up, they'd never even think about eating a giraffe! You wouldn't eat Heath Ledger, would you?
Posted by Haveboard at 10:06 AM in Giraffe, Bitching, Nom Nom Nom, Insane | Link
Jan 22, 2008
In Other Giraffe news...
R.I.P. Sure, it was the PULLEY SYSTEM! Suicide? Image that talks Team Giraffe got their first win of the season when they returned from Newside with a 3-2 success over RAN. Giraffe Money? Even Giraffe-a-licious is upset about Heath. Sorry, we told you so. A Special Short-Necked Giraffe. WHAT? For the ladies, a Giraffe Print Bag.
Posted by Haveboard at 12:00 AM in Awesome, Giraffe, Videos, Games, Geekery, Insane | Link
Jan 22, 2008
Crazy Naked Lady in Newark, NJ
One day, Mark, Ferry and myself were eating at Wendy's, when some random lady walked in, butt-ass-naked and freaked everyone out and ordered a water...with confidence. Today, Popills sent me some footage he captured in Newark, NJ. Maybe it is the same lady. Who knows?
Posted by Haveboard at 5:57 PM in Awesome, Videos, Insane | Link
Jan 21, 2008
Reporting on the Future: Heath Ledger
I'm sorry Heath Ledger, but your days are numbered. That Lucky Spray isn't going to help you this time around. Tomorrow is a bad day for the new joker. I'm sorry to break the news to everyone about this tragedy through a blog post but, hey, this is the future. This is a post about the future. It will be all over the news tomorrow, I swear.
Posted by Haveboard at 5:31 PM in Insane, Future | Link
Jan 21, 2008
I Think the Audience Will Agree With Me there! Re: At&T
AT&T sponsores a show called: Hugh Thompson Show. The decide to Interview BoingBoing's Joel Johnson. Joel Johnson begins the interview by asking the host and audience what their opinion of AT&T's plans to start filtering the internet is. The audience was not in favor of AT&T all up in their business. The interview had to be re-recorded, as the crew stopped th ...
Posted by Haveboard at 12:43 PM in Awesome, Videos, Bitching, Geekery, Insane | Link
Jan 21, 2008
Tom Cruise is totally insane pt 2
If you haven't seen the video clips yet, watch them here. The video below is a spoof done on the Late Late Show, it's not as long as the original video but it's still awesome nonetheless. Enjoy!
Posted by Mark at 9:15 AM in Videos, Insane | Link
Jan 18, 2008
Worst. Catchphrase. Ever.
You are not Comic Book Guy. His famous catchphrase of "worst.(noun).ever." is occasionally appropriate, but when it is applied frequently and with multiple different conjugations, it becomes played out. Please. Stop. Doing. This. Thank you. /rant
Posted by Haveboard at 12:02 PM in Bitching, Geekery, Insane | Link
Jan 17, 2008
Witnessed A Murder On My Way Home Last Night
As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I glanced out the window. Out in an unfenced culdesac were three guys--two of them standing. One of them was on the ground. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head, when they realiz ...
Posted by Ferry at 9:39 AM in Insane | Link
Jan 16, 2008
Tom Cruise Is Totally Sane
Not to mention incredibly humble about himself and his affiliation with Scientology. Don't believe me? From his own mouth: When you're a Scientologist, and you drive by an accident, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you're the only one who can really help. We are the authorities on getting people off drugs. We are the authorities on the ...
Posted by Ferry at 11:19 AM in Videos, Insane | Link