Jan 24, 2008
Dear Vineland, FUCK Toys R Us
Corporate policy at Toys 'R Us 'barred loaning out the giraffe' for the annual Giraffe Heroes Award ceremony. We'd LOVE to be your 'revered guest' this year.
Posted by Haveboard at 12:39 PM in Giraffe, Bitching, Politics | Link
Jan 24, 2008
Birdfeeder PWNED by Hotlinking
Our friends over at the birdfeeder are getting a lesson in hotlinking, today.
Posted by Haveboard at 11:18 AM in Geekery | Link
Jan 23, 2008
Pinwheeling? Some Call It A Marble
Tired of waiting for your computer to finish up something and need something to do in the meantime? As soon as you see that colorful ball spinning, head on over to marbleofdoom.com and log your hours.
Posted by Haveboard at 10:11 AM in Awesome, Bitching, Geekery | Link
Jan 22, 2008
In Other Giraffe news...
R.I.P. Sure, it was the PULLEY SYSTEM! Suicide? Image that talks Team Giraffe got their first win of the season when they returned from Newside with a 3-2 success over RAN. Giraffe Money? Even Giraffe-a-licious is upset about Heath. Sorry, we told you so. A Special Short-Necked Giraffe. WHAT? For the ladies, a Giraffe Print Bag.
Posted by Haveboard at 12:00 AM in Awesome, Giraffe, Videos, Games, Geekery, Insane | Link
Jan 22, 2008
Crazy Naked Lady in Newark, NJ
One day, Mark, Ferry and myself were eating at Wendy's, when some random lady walked in, butt-ass-naked and freaked everyone out and ordered a water...with confidence. Today, Popills sent me some footage he captured in Newark, NJ. Maybe it is the same lady. Who knows?
Posted by Haveboard at 5:57 PM in Awesome, Videos, Insane | Link
Jan 21, 2008
Reporting on the Future: Heath Ledger
I'm sorry Heath Ledger, but your days are numbered. That Lucky Spray isn't going to help you this time around. Tomorrow is a bad day for the new joker. I'm sorry to break the news to everyone about this tragedy through a blog post but, hey, this is the future. This is a post about the future. It will be all over the news tomorrow, I swear.
Posted by Haveboard at 5:31 PM in Insane, Future | Link
Jan 21, 2008
I Think the Audience Will Agree With Me there! Re: At&T
AT&T sponsores a show called: Hugh Thompson Show. The decide to Interview BoingBoing's Joel Johnson. Joel Johnson begins the interview by asking the host and audience what their opinion of AT&T's plans to start filtering the internet is. The audience was not in favor of AT&T all up in their business. The interview had to be re-recorded, as the crew stopped th ...
Posted by Haveboard at 12:43 PM in Awesome, Videos, Bitching, Geekery, Insane | Link
Jan 21, 2008
Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuthin' To Fuck With!
Check out some stuff about the Wu Tang Show in Philly last week. Complete with Youtube Videos, Crappy Audio, and Photos!
Posted by Haveboard at 12:07 PM in Awesome, Tunes, Videos | Link
Jan 18, 2008
Worst. Catchphrase. Ever.
You are not Comic Book Guy. His famous catchphrase of "worst.(noun).ever." is occasionally appropriate, but when it is applied frequently and with multiple different conjugations, it becomes played out. Please. Stop. Doing. This. Thank you. /rant
Posted by Haveboard at 12:02 PM in Bitching, Geekery, Insane | Link
Jan 17, 2008
beatbearings are sweet!
This thing is awesome. I want one!
Posted by Haveboard at 6:55 PM in Awesome, Tunes, Geekery | Link