Apr 25, 2008
She has a boyfriend
Nothing I can write here can describe the awesomeness that is this video. Pure genius. has-a-boyfriend.html
Posted by Mark at 5:15 AM in Awesome, Videos, Insane, Cinema | Link
Apr 24, 2008
How am I going to steal a mac pro?
"By being sneaky. How else do you steal anything?"
Posted by Mark at 5:20 AM in Quotes by Ferry | Link
Apr 14, 2008
I was told to do this
Eric: "Put that on your blog and smoke it!"
Posted by Mark at 10:06 AM in Awesome, Giraffe | Link
Apr 08, 2008
Laziness, MySQL inserts and updates
For a while I've been using a database class I wrote a while back. Over the past ten months that I've worked at gyro I have been shortening the function names and trying to make different functions so that the things that I had to type were as small as possible. I should probably dive into a framework to do this but I haven't had the time. So in my database class I c ...
Posted by Mark at 6:03 PM in PHP Tutorials | Link
Apr 08, 2008
Jim Butcher's latest Dresden Files
I've recently finished the newest Dresden Files and it is in my opinion the most intense book so far. Ferry would probably disagree, but Small Favor is my favorite so far with Dead Beat in a close second. Today when I got to work and opened popurls I saw a headline that said something along the lines of "How 'Slaughterhouse Five' was born." So I clicked the link an ...
Posted by Mark at 10:23 AM in Geekery | Link
Apr 07, 2008
Pierce Brosnan and the Burger King
From my observation of the photos in this post, Pierce Brosnan is slowly transforming into the Burger King.
Posted by Mark at 2:31 PM in Awesome, Insane, Future | Link
Mar 25, 2008
Puzzles the Giraffe Dies
It is a sad, sad day in Philadelphia. Puzzles the Giraffe, was one of the oldest giraffes in the United States. "One of the Philadelphia Zoo's most beloved animals is being remembered today as a 'gentle and friendly favorite among keepers and visitors' after being euthanized last week, zoo officials said." Puzzles is survived by by her two herd mates named Stella a ...
Posted by Mark at 11:37 AM in Giraffe, Aww | Link
Mar 23, 2008
I feel sorry for these kids
"Biblically Correct Tours" I think the name of this says everything and I am not going to even bother posting my opinion. I will say this though, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?
Posted by Mark at 8:35 PM in Bitching, Insane, DO NOT WANT | Link
Mar 13, 2008
Red Pandas!
The Red Panda or Lesser Panda, Ailurus fulgens ("shining cat"), is a mostly herbivorous mammal, specialized as a bamboo feeder. For those of you unfamiliar with my cute and cuddly friend here, the Red Panda is the cutest animal in existence and you may try and dispute this claim but you will fail in your quest. On my Mac at work I have set my desktop background on ...
Posted by Mark at 5:07 PM in Awesome, Nom Nom Nom, Aww | Link
Mar 10, 2008
Vatican Lists "New Sins"
Taken from green.yahoo.com. The Vatican has been telling "the faithful" to beware of new sins. Granted that a few of these "new sins" are just plain old common sense and moral things that humans should not do. For example: do not pollute the Earth. Well, no shit. Other sins at msnbc.com are things such as drugs, which "weaken the mind and obscure intelligence," an ...
Posted by Mark at 2:37 PM in Bitching, Insane, Future | Link