Feb 19, 2008
PHP Source Highlighting
I wanted to customize the PHP highlight_string function so I could change the colors to fit this site. I figured I would share it with anyone who wanted to see it. /* @sources = code to highlight; @classes = boolean for using classes instead of inline styles */ function php_highlight($source, $classes = false) { if (version_compare( phpversion(), "5.0.0", "
Posted by Mark at 2:02 PM in PHP Tutorials | Link
Feb 15, 2008
Guy makes bacon and cheese omellete without eggs
DISCLAIMER: NOT FOR HEALTHY PEOPLE This guy is truly a god among men, check out the original post here. If I had some bacon I know what I would be eating tomorrow for breakfast. But all I have is maple sausage and eggs. Obviously I can't make this but one day I will.
Posted by Mark at 5:42 PM in Awesome, Nom Nom Nom | Link
Feb 14, 2008
Musical Crystal Glasses
This video is nuts, I can barely get a glass to squeak after 15 minutes of trying, this dude obviously has more time on his hands than i do. Musical Crystal Glasses Like Never Before
Posted by Mark at 6:10 PM in Awesome, Videos | Link
Feb 12, 2008
HOLY CRAP
...is all I have to say about this video
Posted by Mark at 2:58 PM in Awesome, Videos, Insane | Link
Feb 08, 2008
US "Intelligence": Second Life is a potential Terrorist Haven!
Source: WashingtonPost.com "Unfortunately, what started out as a benign environment where people would congregate to share information or explore fantasy worlds is now offering the opportunity for religious/political extremists to recruit, rehearse, transfer money, and ultimately engage in information warfare or worse with impunity." Now I don't know about you but ...
Posted by Mark at 12:49 PM in Insane, Politics | Link
Feb 07, 2008
There was a Giraffe in my loft
This is probably the best flash animated giraffery i've ever seen. Giraffe
Posted by Mark at 5:20 PM in Awesome, Giraffe, Videos | Link
Feb 01, 2008
The Giraffe Manor
"The Giraffe Manor is an elegant, personally hosted, small and exclusive hotel, famous for its resident herd of giraffe. The Giraffe Manor offers a rich blend of welcoming accommodation, highly trained and friendly staff, as well as one of Nairobi's finest kitchens." Someone send us there ASAP. I don't think there could be anything cooler ...
Posted by Mark at 10:01 AM in Awesome, Giraffe | Link
Jan 31, 2008
Hey Facebook, I know i'm single.
You don't have to fucking remind me with advertisements all over the place to meet local women or chat with hot singles now! I came to facebook to do one thing, and that's play some scrabble and chew bubble gum. But I'm all out of gum. Actually I have a ton of gum that I never chew, but whatever. Duke Nukem STILL rules.
Posted by Mark at 6:12 PM in Bitching | Link
Jan 28, 2008
Commenting...
You can now comment on individual posts by clicking the link at the bottom that says "Post a Comment". You'll need to put your name, email and a message in and then submit it. All comments are subject to approval before being allowed due to spam. So have fun and comment away bitches.
Posted by Mark at 12:46 PM in Giraffe | Link
Jan 26, 2008
John Fucking Rambo
Ok, so I went to see Rambo and there is a bunch of shitty acting in it. Especially from Rita, the girlfriend of Dexter, but Stallone barely talks in the entire movie, and the things that he does say are awesome. Throughout the movie the actions make up for the shitty dialog and the lack of dialog from Rambo. This is probably the most brutal Rambo movie yet. Withou ...
Posted by Mark at 8:20 PM in Awesome, Insane, Cinema | Link