Feb 07, 2008
There was a Giraffe in my loft
This is probably the best flash animated giraffery i've ever seen. Giraffe
Posted by Mark at 5:20 PM in Awesome, Giraffe, Videos | Link
Feb 01, 2008
The Giraffe Manor
"The Giraffe Manor is an elegant, personally hosted, small and exclusive hotel, famous for its resident herd of giraffe. The Giraffe Manor offers a rich blend of welcoming accommodation, highly trained and friendly staff, as well as one of Nairobi's finest kitchens." Someone send us there ASAP. I don't think there could be anything cooler ...
Posted by Mark at 10:01 AM in Awesome, Giraffe | Link
Jan 31, 2008
Hey Facebook, I know i'm single.
You don't have to fucking remind me with advertisements all over the place to meet local women or chat with hot singles now! I came to facebook to do one thing, and that's play some scrabble and chew bubble gum. But I'm all out of gum. Actually I have a ton of gum that I never chew, but whatever. Duke Nukem STILL rules.
Posted by Mark at 6:12 PM in Bitching | Link
Jan 28, 2008
Commenting...
You can now comment on individual posts by clicking the link at the bottom that says "Post a Comment". You'll need to put your name, email and a message in and then submit it. All comments are subject to approval before being allowed due to spam. So have fun and comment away bitches.
Posted by Mark at 12:46 PM in Giraffe | Link
Jan 26, 2008
John Fucking Rambo
Ok, so I went to see Rambo and there is a bunch of shitty acting in it. Especially from Rita, the girlfriend of Dexter, but Stallone barely talks in the entire movie, and the things that he does say are awesome. Throughout the movie the actions make up for the shitty dialog and the lack of dialog from Rambo. This is probably the most brutal Rambo movie yet. Withou ...
Posted by Mark at 8:20 PM in Awesome, Insane, Cinema | Link
Jan 21, 2008
Dear Reader, a Harry Potter parody
If you haven't seen this cinematic masterpiece I suggest you watch ALL of the movies below. I've put them in order for you so you don't have to go through YouTube and find them in order(because they are out of order in the related section). I sat and watched these all in order and I couldn't stop laughing the entire time. Major props to Brad Neely for doing this. ...
Posted by Mark at 8:23 PM in Awesome, Videos, Cinema | Link
Jan 21, 2008
Tom Cruise is totally insane pt 2
If you haven't seen the video clips yet, watch them here. The video below is a spoof done on the Late Late Show, it's not as long as the original video but it's still awesome nonetheless. Enjoy!
Posted by Mark at 9:15 AM in Videos, Insane | Link
Jan 17, 2008
Sun buys MySQL AB
For those of you not into the website geekery this means that the people who make Java bought the free open source database software company that makes the MySQL Database. News taken from here. It seems that Sun has bought the popular database software for $1 Billion, this can either be good or bad. Here are my thoughts: 1. Putting $1 billion behind the M in "LA ...
Posted by Mark at 10:31 AM in Geekery | Link
Jan 16, 2008
Cravings
I drove all the way back to my old neighborhood tonight after work to get some gas since it's only $2.99 there, everywhere I live now it's like $3.20 so I said fuck that. While I was pumping gas I looked across the street and saw the Arbys thats there and immediately above my head floated an Arbys logo just like in the commercials. So I had to have it, but those fucke ...
Posted by Mark at 9:39 PM in Awesome, Nom Nom Nom | Link
Jan 10, 2008
Facebook Scrabulous
Scrabulous is probably the most addicting game online right now. Real scrabble was never this fun when I played it years ago, I don't know why but mixing board games with the internet and having an office full of people has somehow made it that much better. Good thing about this game is that they can take a long time while you're doing other work and you can close ...
Posted by Mark at 4:58 PM in Games | Link