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Jan 17, 2008
Mark Is Tied Up And Gagged In A Basement Somewhere
Artist's Rendition of Evil Mark
I walked into work this morning and greeted what I thought to be my co-worker, Mark, on another typical work day. Only to soon realize that the man sitting mere feet from me was in fact an impostor -- an evil one at that!
How do I know he's evil, you ask? Facial hair! A goatee, to be precise. The cornerstone of all evil twin television show plots! Draped in all black clothing and sporting an unusually menacing looking smirk, I've slowly realized that Mark has to be held captive somewhere at an undisclosed location while this Evil Mark is going about his day-to-day activities, in order to not arouse suspicion.
Well, I see passed your clever ruse, Evil Mark. And mark my words, I shall avenge my hapless co-worker!
Posted by Ferry on 01/17/2008 3:00 PM in Awesome